Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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