Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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