Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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