I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Let's get the cat blown out
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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