Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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