we have officially lost it.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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