idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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