That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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