sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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