i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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