i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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