And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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