he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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