Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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