Nicole vs. Life
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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