I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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