"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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