Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
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