Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
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