I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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