even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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