who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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