I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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