You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
