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(225): View more from Louisiana

Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.

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(801): View more from Utah

She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.

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(316): View more from Kansas

What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?

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(330): View more from Ohio

He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.

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(206): View more from Washington

I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.

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(716): View more from New York

Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME

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(502): View more from Kentucky

He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.

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