If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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