Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
this will be a night to untag.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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