What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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