how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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