i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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