I swear she didn't look like that last week.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
