im having a threesome with these popsicles
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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