we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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