And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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