i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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