I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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