I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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