I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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