I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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