Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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