You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
