We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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