when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
she peed on how many people?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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