I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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