is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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