Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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