Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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