idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Even my vagina gasped.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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