you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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