He asked to "fluff my boner.."
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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