I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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