If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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