so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Randomize
