Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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